(Rainbow) Coalition Cutz...

Ladies, Fellas have you ever went to your barbershop/beautician and the mothafucka aint there? Okay this is more for the fellas than ladies cuzz most of the ladies dont walk in- In alot of barbershops the fellas have the luxury of walking in with a little wait- little meaning 10 to 45 mins mmmkay. Alright. Me I used to go to the shop twice a week. That was the typical thang.. Cut on a Friday, shapeup/edgeup/line/taper whatever yall call it from region to region on a Tuesday or Wednesday. To me its a playa ass rotation.. Plus my hair grow back fast so im on top that game. But on them days you show up and that dusty afrosheen smelling fucker isnt there, its a BIG problem.

I dont know these other clowns at the shop. I dont sit in they seat. I mean would you? I aint sitting in anybody chair I dont know well. Fuck That like good pussy, i'll be damned!Cuzz for one they dont know your head, ladies the same go wit yall with hair and nails- yall know that shit. I am not trying to be the next Black Gumby.. Yall it was funny.. This busta I happen to know from the streets was there and we chopped it up for a hot min- my barber (who own the shop) wasnt there- my back up wasnt there either right.. Just some new guy cuttin' some clown in the chair who looked like he 2 weeks late for a cut(right after getting out the chair) and said busta. Following right? The busta i know been going to this dude for some years, I find out, through the couple minutes of banter,he jumpin in the convo(the barber) here and there tryin to build a lil connection cuzz its just us three in the shop. Low and behold, I was trying to kill a little time to see if my barber gonna walk through (and get a break from 103 degree heat)... So im watching the lil booty stipper hood vids they got going on - There was this yellabone wit a donk, I swear she popped left popped right um, nevamind but yea killin time. then this fool (tha busta) gonna ask me if i wanted to go in front cuzz he was chillin till the shop close.. I almost got, well I did get offended- but i said it laughing to play it off. At that current moment of time I had realized that it was time for me to leave so as i gave my dapp to the busta, I had to let him (and the inadvertantly, the barber) know that shit wuud neva-EVVA happen. I'll be damned!
This was the quote. "Nigga you got me fucked up, what i look like getting cut up by some clown i dont know". I know he heard me and i'll likely have some problems when i go back today lol but my barber and the ones there know im like that. ther could be nobody waiting for the other barbers, they wont even askme cuzz i'll ask em if they crazy. Its just a respect (for my barber) and a familiarity thing thats all. But homey was yong and young cats out here- not all but alot of em- are sensitive thugs so he prolly gonna wanna bump his shit and then im gonna have to adress the disrespect. Oh my life- haircuts are supposed to be easy and convenient- I AINT TRYING TO HAVE NO HALF MOON! EFFF DAT! And I aint doing no damn movies!

My Godson Puff, take that...


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